Only Lemmy Can Judge Me
So, it’s a sunny day and I want to catch the end of it after being at work all day- this post will be a short one, I’m afraid! Buzzfeed has posted up a new page today with some of the most badass metal tattoos in the world. I’m lying; loads of them are terrible, … Read more
Red, blue, tattooed…and removed
You may remember this post about the wrestler who auctioned off space on his face on eBay and ended up with a Mitt Romney campaign logo tattooed on it. Obviously, this was not a wise move as Barack Obama was voted in for a second term as US president. However, Eric Hartsburg, or Erico as … Read more
Some ‘Hilariously Distressing’ Couple Tattoos
Well guys, I wanted to write about something cool, but I’m not feeling too great today I’m afraid. Thankfully, one of my favourite time-wasters BuzzFeed has some funny couple tattoos on their site today. Couple tattoos are like Marmite I guess, but sometimes you do get some really cool ones. This list is purely for … Read more
The Tattoo Whisperer.
Cracked.com reckons it knows what your tattoos think. I think if my tattoos could talk, they would question my taste in clothes and shit themselves whenever I dye my hair. Thankfully, this is a photoplasty contest from their website, and it’s all just for fun, so my dress sense isn’t coming into play. The guys … Read more
Your Tattoo Sucks.
I’m sure I’m not the only person around here who thinks that, if you exclude tattooer’s blogs, Tumblr is a great place to look online for really crappy tattoos. You know the ones, the crappy ones which were done in someone’s house, with about three paragraphs some chick as written alongside them to explain why … Read more
Ferraris have stickers on them, you Pleb.
My pal Jinxi has just sent me this article that she wants to share with you guys. Really, she wants to know your reaction, but I’m sure it won’t be pretty, haha. Some chick called Lisa, who writes for The Spectrum (which I believe is one of those opinionated student publications), believes none of us … Read more
Did That Hurt?
Well guys, I’ve had a terrible day today- I’m foaming! However, it is Friday, and as you know you gotta get down on Friday. So, to cheer me up and give you guys some laughs, I want to share this funny video I saw today. It’s called “Shit People Say to Tattooed People”, and it … Read more
Worst Tattooer EVER!
If I have seen, say, 10 tattoos online every day that I’ve been writing, that would mean that in total I’ve seen over 10,000 tattoos already. If you add in around 30 new ones a month from magazines, that’s an extra 1,000. Add in around 20 a month from seeing people around or in my … Read more
Awesome Crap People Send Me.
Today I thought I’d ease you into the week with a couple of funny and cool stories people have sent me lately. I get sent many links, mainly from friends, that always raise an eyebrow or two. Really, this should be called “a look at Mel Noir’s Facebook page”, haha. Anyway, I thought you guys … Read more
How Not to do a Guest Spot.
Regular readers will know by now that tattooer Alan Aldred is an all round awesome guy. He was just up here in Newcastle last week doing a guest spot at Inkslingers, where he gave me the wonderful tattoos you can see below this post. While he was here, he tried to keep a day to … Read more
Worst Customer Ever?
If I put this on the site, will you all stop sending it to me? Haha. Okay, so over the past few days it seems this video’s been going viral of a really shitty tattoo customer, who spends more time shouting at the tattooer than being tattooed. I’m pretty sure this is fake, especially … Read more
Tattoo.TV News Roundup!
I am so sorry I didn’t post this on Friday! I had some horrid technical difficulties, I only just managed to write Friday’s news piece before my computer decided to hate me. Technology, eh? As always, Tattoosday UK is not affiliated with Tattoo.TV in any way, this is just something I wrote for someone else … Read more
I wish I could buy these- Tattooed Lego
It looks like those stuffy newspaper articles are right- oh my god, everyone’s getting tattooed! And now even your favourite childhood toys are too? RUN FOR THE HILLS! Honestly though, I love these. It’s making me really hope that I’ll see a Doodlebear with tattoos in Toy Story 3- too hopeful? It would be awesome … Read more
Quick Pic: Tattooed Legos
While I get to grips with writing, doing university assignments and my other commitments, posts to this site may be shorter and further between- however as you can see from this picture, they’ll still make you smile a little! This is a picture from this funny little site that shows Lego characters sinning- I found … Read more
